...too much teeth...TOO MUCH TEETH!!!
Anybody else's penis out there painfully throbbing from the memory of an excruciating cheese-grater blow job? In honor of Valentine's Day, I present yet another example of phallic symbolism in advertising. But you say 'mister pervert copyranter, you're reading too much into this ad for Fragoli wild strawberry liqueur; the (dick-) hungry woman is biting the (schlong) bottle because you can actually eat Fragoli—it contains whole strawberries.' I say, riiight, the bottle's just a bottle. Just like these shoes are just shoes, this electric screwdriver is simply a tool (heh), and this huge sweaty raging Bud Light chubby is just a beer bottle. Plus, it's not like the honorable ad industry has ever used such sleazy tactics before, right? RIGHT? addn: the Fragoli bottle wants at the Absolut Vagina. (image from New York Times Website, found by "Mittens LaRoux")