Thursday, February 14, 2008

...too much teeth...TOO MUCH TEETH!!!

Anybody else's penis out there painfully throbbing from the memory of an excruciating cheese-grater blow job? In honor of Valentine's Day, I present yet another example of phallic symbolism in advertising. But you say 'mister pervert copyranter, you're reading too much into this ad for Fragoli wild strawberry liqueur; the (dick-) hungry woman is biting the (schlong) bottle because you can actually eat Fragoli—it contains whole strawberries.' I say, riiight, the bottle's just a bottle. Just like these shoes are just shoes, this electric screwdriver is simply a tool (heh), and this huge sweaty raging Bud Light chubby is just a beer bottle. Plus, it's not like the honorable ad industry has ever used such sleazy tactics before, right? RIGHT? addn: the Fragoli bottle wants at the Absolut Vagina. (image from New York Times Website, found by "Mittens LaRoux")

7 Comments:

Blogger Ruby Jackson said...

"cheese-grater blow job"

omg, I'm dying! That's so funny!

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, you are entertaining, but you remind me of those saintly old ladies who are so repressed they see nothing but dick and pussy references. It's not that you read too much into things, it's what you see when you do.

11:17 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

...so you wanna tell me another reason why they put a woman's ruby lips/pearly whites along the shaft of the bottle?

4:58 PM  
Anonymous scamps said...

Yeah, I didn't see oral sex when I looked at this ad. Mostly because I don't know of anyone that does it SIDEWAYS.

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmm....no sex in this ad?

why, then, is the woman NAKED behind the bottle?

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny thing how it started out as one of those airline-sized bottles at the beginning of the shoot.....

9:40 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

thank you, anon. Yes, in the full page version of this ad, you can see that the woman is NAKED (well, topless anyway).

8:27 PM  

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