...the post where copyranter became a lame music blog.
Track List:Love Revolution
Tight Pants
Tighter Pants
Dark Sunglasses
Darker Sunglasses
My Guitar Is My Penis
Purpler Haze
Foxier Lady
Love Love Love Sex Sex Sex
It's Time For A Love Revolution (In My Tight Pants)
previously in Lenny Kravitz: Absolut Krap. related: Justin Timberlake's new recording ProspectivePussy/FuckMoans. somewhat related: Hendrix Electric Vodka. strongly related: don't like this post? SEND BETTER TIPS (copyranter(at)hotmail(dot)com)
posted by copyranter @ 3:00 PM
7 Comments:
‘LOVALUTION’ was right there for the taking and they passed. Very upset with Lenny’s people now.
Maybe he just really loves riding the merry-go-round.
Guess your copy doesn't contain the bonus track "Pierced and Geriatric"
It's pretty bad when your lame music blog is able to scoop my lame music blog. God I suck at this!
Although this is a very funny (and true) post, I just saw Leonard at Hammerstein last Friday and LK did not disappoint. He is everything a Rock Star should be IMHO (except he could be a bit taller, I guess).
In my youth we referred to him as Blandy Crapwank. See what we did there? It scans and everything.
One that didn't make the cut: Boning Bonet.
Kravitz once said, "If John Lennon had been black, he'd have been me."
Not really - but I'll bet he thinks it.
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