Lawyers Continue To Abuse Laws Of Nature.
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In its continuing bid to out-animal metaphor those Bingham McCutchen zebras and gorillas and Zuckerman Spaeder's lions and bearded dragons, the law firm of Day Pitney has followed up their ostrich (or is it an emu?) ad with a cheesy cheetah communiqué.
Somebody please explain to me—in addition to passing the bar exam, is a zoology degree a prerequisite before one can practice law? How else to explain the preponderance of goofy wild kingdom law ads, day-in and day-out, in the Wall Street Journal? LAWYERS—there are scores of other metaphoric sources to tap—write me! I'll give you a shiny, non-mammal campaign for a reasonable price! Separate yourself from the competition! (update: "pack" would've been a better last word in that sentence)