Tuesday, February 05, 2008

WHAT? YOUR ARMS BROKEN, MR. SENSITIVE POLKA-DOT SOCKS?

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Relatively famous print ad from the go-go 80s for Today condoms trying to impel women to buy rubbers for their lazy-ass lovers (thankfully, we've come a long way in condom promotion). But, look at him...he's such a tousled-hair, puppy-dog faced, delectable piece of banana bread! Of course, you'd buy him a condom, right ladies? Even a flavored one? And put it on for him, 'cause he doesn't like to touch himself? And take it off for him, cause he doesn't like the icky? And then, wash his softening member and moisturize it? Thaaanks. related: NYU boys/girls learn the correct way to put on/take off condoms.
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7 Comments:

Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

I think they’re using him in a Cialis spot now. Talk about coming full circle.

10:30 AM  
Blogger Middle Name: Stanley said...

This condom ad is way too straight-forward. Like a dirty uncle talking to you about sex. Jesus. Have some fun with it or something.

10:48 AM  
Anonymous knickerbocker said...

Better make it an extra small one.

12:19 PM  
Anonymous garrito said...

Yes, you would buy a condom for this man. Assuming you yourself were a man.

5:40 PM  
Blogger Annie said...

Hands-down the best banana bread metaphor I've ever read.

9:13 PM  
Blogger Darren said...

Apparently, more and more women are buying condoms for THIS man. I guess the ad really upped his desirability factor.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous anonymous pussy said...

Why can't he buy his own freakin condoms?

3:58 PM  

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