"Hi Mom! I got my first modeling job! Well uh, I'm blowing condom bubbles...but my hair looks nice!"
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Billy Boy condoms, "No.1 in Germany," cum in three flavors—tuttufrutti (L), strawberry (R), and orange. I (and probably NYU students) don't really get the draw of flavored condoms. I guess if I was an escort and had to give 10 blowjobs a day to condom-wearing men or eat 10 asses I'd just plundered, I might want some different tastes for variety. I guess I could also mix in some flavored lubricants, and turn the trick's cock or asshole into an exotic fruit salad. Bon appétit!
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And remember ad students: like I said yesterday, no condom ads in your portfolio!
posted by copyranter @ 10:30 AM
2 Comments:
Reminds me of when my daughter was 11 and, after seeing a vending machine in a truckstop bathroom, asked me why they would make flavored condoms.
Difficult to answer then. Difficult to answer now.
Where would the world be without whores? Thank God women are natural whores. Think of the lack of action if they weren't. Mortifying.
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