Future Sexy Titles for JT's Next Recording.
Over the weekend, A rep for super-sexy crooner Justin Timberlake contacted copyranter seeking help for the title of the stud's next CD. The rep asked for "similar but different" names than FUTURESEX/LOVESOUNDS, his #1 multi-platinum 2006 album. I got a few, but could you guys help me? I'll give you a very small cut of my big, thick fee.
• PROSPECTIVEPUSSY/FUCKMOANS
• SEXYASS/PANTSBULGE
• EJACULATESOON/CUMBALLS
• ENGORGEDPENIS/MULTIPLEORGASMS.
• NONSTOPINTERCOURSE/TWITCHINGHARDON
• DELAYEDCLIMAX/HIGHPITCHEDSQUEAKS
previously in music-related posts:
1. Iggy Pop for John Varvatos.
2. 50's packin'. Nutrients.
3. India.Arie: Pop Crap or Good Shit? Discuss.
4. Look at Jigga, gettin' all "A River Runs Through It" on us.
5. Taylor Hicks for Ford: a short review.
posted by copyranter @ 2:30 PM
25 Comments:
I can't do that, but can tell you he's opening a trendy new restaurant in my hood.
Frustrabation/Touch My Bunz
Closetcase/Futurehomo
sweatystank/buttplugs
sexdragon/nightsquirt
filthystench/shitballs
AC/DC
Who knew copyranter could go so blue?
Love it.
POSSIBLESEX/DOHOOKERSTAKEMASTERCARD
DISS/FUXSIONAL.
GIMPSOUNDS/IN STINKER.
LOVESKID.
(That last one’s more metal, but Justin has an edge. It’s there, right below the surface. You gotta really ‘hear’ him to get it.)
BLOWME/FUCKYOU
Just my/two cents:
ARSEWIPE/WAXEDTWAT
GRABCROTCH/ITCHYBALLZ
RIDINGCROP/GOLDENSHOWERS
RUBBERSHEETS/BUKAKKEPARTY
CREAMPIE/TITWANK
LICKME/LUBEYOU
COCKRING/GOATSE
Oh dear. I need a lie down...
COPY/RANTER
Wannabethug/Baldyguy
Nookiefest/Squeakysprings
Lovemedown/moanielove
Copy/Fucker
Whatthe/Fuck
Good Carmen/ Bad Karma
Gone Soft on You
RollnScream/hookups
GoodPlanet/NowMasstige/Jizz Advanced
jailbait/huffpuff
viagra/blueballs
buttplug/priapist
futuresores/fartsounds
METHBINGE/ANALPROLAPSE
AUTOEROTIC/ASPHYXIA
I think most of you are just typing in your regular image search phrases.
PASTLAYS/STROKEFANTASIES
Futuresex/Lovesounds was an idiotic title to begin with....a second helping is just pure skinny dick.
SAGGYTITBAGS/CONSTANTNAGGING
PANTYDOWN/PUSSYFARTS
DAYDREAMING/WHITENOISE
MULTIPLATINUM/TITLEREP
Please send my cut yesterday.
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