Monday, April 02, 2007

Future Sexy Titles for JT's Next Recording.


Over the weekend, A rep for super-sexy crooner Justin Timberlake contacted copyranter seeking help for the title of the stud's next CD. The rep asked for "similar but different" names than FUTURESEX/LOVESOUNDS, his #1 multi-platinum 2006 album. I got a few, but could you guys help me? I'll give you a very small cut of my big, thick fee.
PROSPECTIVEPUSSY/FUCKMOANS
SEXYASS/PANTSBULGE
EJACULATESOON/CUMBALLS
ENGORGEDPENIS/MULTIPLEORGASMS.
NONSTOPINTERCOURSE/TWITCHINGHARDON
DELAYEDCLIMAX/HIGHPITCHEDSQUEAKS
previously in music-related posts:
1. Iggy Pop for John Varvatos.
2. 50's packin'. Nutrients.
3. India.Arie: Pop Crap or Good Shit? Discuss.
4. Look at Jigga, gettin' all "A River Runs Through It" on us.
5. Taylor Hicks for Ford: a short review.

25 Comments:

Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

I can't do that, but can tell you he's opening a trendy new restaurant in my hood.

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frustrabation/Touch My Bunz

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Closetcase/Futurehomo

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sweatystank/buttplugs

2:59 PM  
Blogger kevin said...

sexdragon/nightsquirt

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

filthystench/shitballs

3:04 PM  
Blogger Middle Name: Stanley said...

AC/DC

3:15 PM  
Blogger Erin Bradley said...

Who knew copyranter could go so blue?

Love it.

POSSIBLESEX/DOHOOKERSTAKEMASTERCARD

3:15 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

DISS/FUXSIONAL.

GIMPSOUNDS/IN STINKER.

LOVESKID.

(That last one’s more metal, but Justin has an edge. It’s there, right below the surface. You gotta really ‘hear’ him to get it.)

3:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BLOWME/FUCKYOU

3:41 PM  
Blogger China Blue said...

Just my/two cents:

ARSEWIPE/WAXEDTWAT
GRABCROTCH/ITCHYBALLZ
RIDINGCROP/GOLDENSHOWERS
RUBBERSHEETS/BUKAKKEPARTY
CREAMPIE/TITWANK
LICKME/LUBEYOU
COCKRING/GOATSE

Oh dear. I need a lie down...

5:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COPY/RANTER

5:56 PM  
Anonymous ricpic said...

Wannabethug/Baldyguy

7:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nookiefest/Squeakysprings

Lovemedown/moanielove

9:22 PM  
Anonymous marj.coon@gmail.com said...

Copy/Fucker

Whatthe/Fuck

Good Carmen/ Bad Karma

Gone Soft on You

9:55 PM  
Blogger Gina said...

RollnScream/hookups

11:20 PM  
Blogger Lucia Toledo said...

GoodPlanet/NowMasstige/Jizz Advanced

11:38 PM  
Anonymous aaron said...

jailbait/huffpuff

12:14 AM  
Anonymous rocketscientist said...

viagra/blueballs
buttplug/priapist

12:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

futuresores/fartsounds

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

METHBINGE/ANALPROLAPSE

10:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AUTOEROTIC/ASPHYXIA

11:37 AM  
Blogger Jetpacks said...

I think most of you are just typing in your regular image search phrases.

12:37 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

PASTLAYS/STROKEFANTASIES

5:09 PM  
Anonymous can you dig it said...

Futuresex/Lovesounds was an idiotic title to begin with....a second helping is just pure skinny dick.

SAGGYTITBAGS/CONSTANTNAGGING
PANTYDOWN/PUSSYFARTS
DAYDREAMING/WHITENOISE
MULTIPLATINUM/TITLEREP

Please send my cut yesterday.

9:00 PM  

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