This is your hyperbole. This is your phone.
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Paging through Gotham, one of the editorially-bereft vanity mags of the Jason Binn (prick) Niche Media crap-pile, I happened upon this breathtaking example of laughably-overwritten luxury product copy (Me, I would have added the line Activate Your Destiny.). When the least expensive cell phone you offer costs $6,600, simple puns or over-caffeinated cheerleaders or even Catherine Zeta Jones just won't do. No, we've reached New York City realty level hyperbole here. This is some tripled distilled, oak-barrel-aged bullshit.
previously in bad copywriting:
1. "Seduce Your Palate."
2. "Blow Off An Energy Hog."
3. "O' Stupid Billboard, O' Stupid Billboard."
4. "I'm a gay man trapped in the body of a fembot."
5. What's the one word you don't want to read at an airport?