no wonder he's smiling.
(poster in a mall in Indianapolis, emailed by Stephen Nowak)
also: SUCK OFF AN ENERGY HIPPO...BEAT OFF AN ENERGY DOG...CHOKE AN ENERGY CHICKEN...SPANK AN ENERGY MONKEY...um...JERK OFF AN ENERGY HORSE...STROKE AN ENERGY SNAKE...uh...
(the children's games at the website are sooo laaaaaame...)
previously in bad ad headlines:
1. DEATH=DEACTIVATING LIFE.
2. No, you're a bad ad trapped in phone kiosk.
3. O' Stupid Billboard, O' Stupid Billboard...
4. What's Italian for TWAT?
5. 'EXPLOSION'—the one word you don't want to read at an airport.
posted by copyranter @ 1:55 PM
8 Comments:
Fingerblast An Energy...ah, nevermind.
Pull an energy pug? Toss an energy salad? Wait, that one's not quite right. Maybe for the second phase of the campaign.
My, Alf has aged quickly.
(Something) an Energy Meerkat.
Sorry, that’s all I got.
I'd assume beastiality would leave one depleted, energywise.
Anally fist an energy mouse.
Not very cool(ing)
So sue me, that's all I've got. It's hot and I'm in a crappy mood.
Punch an energy clown.
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