Wednesday, August 08, 2007

no wonder he's smiling.


(poster in a mall in Indianapolis, emailed by Stephen Nowak)
also
: SUCK OFF AN ENERGY HIPPO...BEAT OFF AN ENERGY DOG...CHOKE AN ENERGY CHICKEN...SPANK AN ENERGY MONKEY...um...JERK OFF AN ENERGY HORSE...STROKE AN ENERGY SNAKE...uh...
(the children's games at the website are sooo laaaaaame...)
previously in bad ad headlines:
1. DEATH=DEACTIVATING LIFE.
2. No, you're a bad ad trapped in phone kiosk.
3. O' Stupid Billboard, O' Stupid Billboard...
4. What's Italian for TWAT?
5. 'EXPLOSION'—the one word you don't want to read at an airport.

8 Comments:

Blogger Brooks said...

Fingerblast An Energy...ah, nevermind.

3:01 PM  
Blogger Nightcrush said...

Pull an energy pug? Toss an energy salad? Wait, that one's not quite right. Maybe for the second phase of the campaign.

5:14 PM  
Blogger Kimberly said...

My, Alf has aged quickly.

5:42 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

(Something) an Energy Meerkat.

Sorry, that’s all I got.

12:04 AM  
Blogger ricpic said...

I'd assume beastiality would leave one depleted, energywise.

10:42 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

Anally fist an energy mouse.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

Not very cool(ing)

So sue me, that's all I've got. It's hot and I'm in a crappy mood.

3:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Punch an energy clown.

3:49 PM  

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