no wonder he's smiling.
(poster in a mall in Indianapolis, emailed by Stephen Nowak)
also: SUCK OFF AN ENERGY HIPPO...BEAT OFF AN ENERGY DOG...CHOKE AN ENERGY CHICKEN...SPANK AN ENERGY MONKEY...um...JERK OFF AN ENERGY HORSE...STROKE AN ENERGY SNAKE...uh...
(the children's games at the website are sooo laaaaaame...)
previously in bad ad headlines:
1. DEATH=DEACTIVATING LIFE.
2. No, you're a bad ad trapped in phone kiosk.
3. O' Stupid Billboard, O' Stupid Billboard...
4. What's Italian for TWAT?
5. 'EXPLOSION'—the one word you don't want to read at an airport.