School of Visual Arts doth prepare thee well, young apprentice.

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Become a Knight in your spare time. Another one of the latest bitchin' batch of ads from my alma mater. Yes, a shiny new degree for ye in Blacksmithing—ye will smite the real world, smithys! Think of all the career possibilities: knight; sculptor; horse shoe-er (farrier!); fancy security gate-maker to the stars; independent suits-of-armor maker/distributor for our brave boys and girls in Iraq; uh; well; um;...
(today it's all about Old School!)
(scanned from this week's Village Voice)
previously in education:
1. Real World vs. Art School. 2. today, I am a CEO. 3. Today's lesson: The "C" words. 4. there's pee in your butt. 5. this public service message brought to you by the Perfect Celebrity Mothers of Park Slope (PCMPS). 6. it IS hard for black kids to fit in on the UWS. 7. Ad Council PSA confuses wasted NYU students. 8. Crystal Meth users—here's yet another cool name for your favorite drug!