Can't post. Busy.
Working on a pitch for a new champagne. Top secret, etc. Go away.previously in copyranter is busy:
1. Barney Beaver says 'hello'
2. Just Add Vinegar.
3. Stupid Post.
4. expensive llama costumes.
posted by copyranter @ 2:50 PM
9 Comments:
Might I suggest the catchphrase: "Buy this champagne or I'll stab these babies."
Pshaw. Go British. Get Posh or another SWAG to endorse it and say "X Brand Champers: It's the kick!"
Then spend the rest of the afternoon doing "product testing".
You suck. A new champagne? You're probably fucking getting drunk or tossing your Wham-O around. Your self-professed, non-commitment to your craft and industry shall henceforth be called into question! Too busy my ass!
yeah, copyranter, you suck! you're always fucking around and not working. (he puts in a 10+ hour day, people). i guess your boss didn't like my pirate champagne idea? (sniff)
Douché, anon.
Pink Champagne!!!!
Any champagne bottle ad needs to reference Fatty Arbuckle and Virginia Rappe.
Preferably with visual aids.
Worse comments ever.
Christopher Walken as The Continental, pronouncing it Sham-pan-ya.
OR
Women in various stages of undress, holding bottles of the product with both hands around the neck of the bottle. Perhaps even shaking the bottles and then uncorking them to a huge splash of foam in the face.
There. Your work is done. Quit putting in those long days and get back to what you do best. Blogging.
BONUS: Word verification is ...filho!
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