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13 Comments:
You can buy a real one for $1000.
http://www.llamalife.com/openhouse.html
a camel would be a much cheaper choice to go for i reckon
THAT'S what I like to read on this BS site. HARD journalism.
inspiring 'product naming' on the part of the farm owners too.
personal favorite:
agh! can not pick one.
Aparatif sound like a good name for an animal though!
Buying a real Llama would be great - especially if you bought it for the purpose of using it's flesh for a halloween costume. A messy process, however, and probably noisy. Don't Llamas spit?
You could, however, turn your Llama desecration into a halloween "Happening," - In Han Solo costume, reenact the Ice planet Hoth scene wherein Han disembowels his space "Llama" and shoves Luke inside for warmth.
Ah, Monday.
I'd fuck it. The whole Joe Camel look turns me on BIG TIME!
*pushes up geek glasses* The "space 'llamas'" you refer to, David, are properly called "tauntauns."
Llamas are fun. One spat on me in Peru, and suddenly I got the whole llama thing.
I like the Llamas doing the Robot, upper right, lower left.
I love them. Can I borrow $769 plus shipping and handling?
This is so shot full of awesomess and stupidity, I think it just made my freaking day.
i went to a fabulous hollywood/art child's 3rd bday party recently and there was a petting zoo that included a mama llama. the beast escaped from her crack-addicted handlers and was finally captured running down olympic blvd. it was awesome!
Who would want to be the tail end of the 2-person llama?
What's up with the llama with the pubic hair?
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