The Grand Ba Ba, the Ascended Master of Cleaning.
(spied by the archeress on 185th and Ft. Washington Ave.)
previously in NYC street ads:
1. HOO-AH!!! i-banking boot camp.
2. The TriBeCa Horror Film Festival.
3. Punk Rock Guitar Whines of Whiny UWS Punks.
4. It IS hard for black kids to fit in on the UWS.
5. The Trans Fat War Turns Childish.
posted by copyranter @ 8:10 AM
11 Comments:
wicked.
Excellently crafted, especially the last line. You'd expect typos and poor grammar in a homemade ad like this. Some puncuation problems, but still - Ba Ba is Bad Ass.
I'm not worthy!
The Grand Ba Ba: Ascended Master of Cleaning
(I'm envisioning a TV spot for this service with a lot of fire and lightning...maybe a tiger or two as well...fighting each other...with lasers.)
this guy could probably finish my dissertation for me. he's definitely got some skillz.
The "Grand Ba Ba" is probably reminiscent of Reverend Friendly, a nice, 70+ year old homeless man who, when sober, discussed enlightenment and debunking Carlos Castaneda on the outdoor mall in Boulder, CO.
When not sober, my younger brother watched him try to get on a public bus, but be denied entry due to the fact that he had recently shat himself. "I just fucking shat myself," quoth the good Reverend.
Watch your liquor cabinets around the Ba.
Pardon my ignorance, but was Master Ba Ba not one of the lesser known members of WuTang?
Christ, I think I know who that is! For real.
When you master cleanliness, cleanliness will no longer be your master.
Or something like that.
The key to the code is in the word "dwelling". Crack the code and ye shall be chosen.
I would never let this person into my house.
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