"HOO-AH!!!"
I don't know but I've been toldI don't know but I've been told
That Deutsche Bank it might be sold
That Deutsche Bank it might be sold
Michael Milken went to jail
Michael Milken went to jail
Worth 2 bil and blowing rails
Worth 2 bil and blowing rails
JP Morgan got rich quick
JP Morgan got rich quick
S&P can suck my dick
S&P can suck my dick
Sound off, One Two...(etc.)
(corner of Mercer & w. 4th)
previously in NYC street sightings:
1. Boomer's Beemer Befouls Boho's Bosom.
2. The Great Wall of New York.
3. The first NYC graffiti I've ever understood.
4. The "Target" bus.
5. TRIBECA HORROR FILM FESTIVAL.
posted by copyranter @ 9:15 AM
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There is some hope for New Yorkers during this holiday season...
According to both The Economist and Tom "I-quote-my-own-books-in-my-column" Friedman, I-Banking is identified as a low-hanging fruit for offshoring to India, which would decimate the domestic employment ranks.
Seems there are lots of brainy math-types on the sub-continent who are more than capable of building the most complex and exotic financial models in Excel.
That's the kind a grunt work currently handled by the army of smug little pricks who drive up the price of everything in the city and basically annoy the shit out of me.
So the future looks like a small cadre of senior, NY-based frontmen pitching the imported work of brilliant Indian math geeks.
It's a day we can all look forward to.
Not quite a comment on this post, but Merry Christmas
This is good timing and media placement. All those marketing/analyst hacks in west village would've got crappy bonuses and have read the Goldman gluttony. This is rubbing it right on their faces...join us or be jealous! Ah, the holidays!
Which makes Investor's Boot Camp what? learning to love a reaming from your "independent" stock analist.
It's hard to believe that you're able to survive as a copywriter given your feeble attempts at a song parody (see above). Just because we make more money than you doesn't give you the right to get all pissed about it. If you'd actually applied yourself in school (assuming you went) instead of pulling bong hits while listening to Phish, you too, may have amounted to something...
Hey Kevin? Guess what? I'm not a copywriter, I'm a Creative Director. So I probably make more money than you. Isn't that funny? And being a "banker" amounts to a pile of horseshit that's exactly as tall as you are.
And I hate Phish.
You always get me in the Christmas spirit, Mark ;-)
Happy Holidays to you and yours.
You're a CD. Kevin sells CDs. Can't we all just get along?
All best, CR.
Ron
I don't see any reason to be pissed at Wall Streeters. I hope to become a wealthy lawyer in a couple of years at a big law firm upon graduation from law school so I can relate to the desire to spend the big bonuses. I personally don't see the point of this blog given that it seems to aim alot of hate towards people who enjoy the fruits of their labor. What's wrong with making and spending a lot of money?
"fruits of their labor"? I hope you find somebody to write your briefs for you, superclicheman.
I still don't see why you hate Wall Streeters so much. Would you turn down the bonuses if it were you working in that type of job?
"I hope to become a wealthy LAWYER in a couple of years at a big LAW firm upon graduation from LAW school"
starting to make sense?
I don't hate Streeters because of the money. I hate them because they're a bunch of clueless mooks who wouldn't know an actual creative thought if it high-fived them.
Now, back to your Excel, captains.
LOLOLOLOL
a "creative director" in the same league as a run of the mill i banker in salary.
Dude - you are delusional or retarded.
"creative director" ...funny. OH BOY
Thank you for proving my point, Mr./Ms. "LOL."
All the posts from the Wall Streeter (and wannabes)supports my mini-rant about offshoring these twits out of a job.
That day can't arrive soon enough.
I've noticed people calling the copyranter "Mark" of late. Have I missed some clues? Is the 'ranter on his way to being exposed?
What, no comments of the use of the ALGERIAN font?
Wall-Streeters are jealous of ad people because their careers require an even more insidious form of ditch-dwelling, whereby the lies and scams they sell can ruin a person or a life's savings. We only make them buy trinkets and body sprays.
I would kill myself if I had to crunch numbers all day for 60-70 hours/week. so that I could afford a 2-bedroom apartment in a building which has homeless people living on the street outside of it. And then one day moving to the suburbs of NYC so that I can commute an hour+ to get to work and stare at more numbers. "iBanking" sounds great!
That parody wasn't very creative.
You're a CD?
Who's creativity are YOU directing?
anon—your Mom's shitty blowjob technique, via webcam.
Copyranter once said that wall streeters don't create anything...Perhaps he should read a few books...
Wall Streeters created the
1) leveraged buyout (LBO)
2) poison pill (which is actually considered an effective way to keep a company out of the hands of a hostile attacker)(protecting jobs which of course seems to matter to some of the people on this board who think streeters don't seem to give a shit about anyone else.
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