Boomer's Beemer Befouls Boho's Bosom.
Spotted DEEP in the heart of Greenwich Village. The nerve.
I'm so angry, I think I'll write a Beat poem:
(sfx: snapping fingers)
Red Dagger of Commercialism
Pierces my Soul so
Deeply Shallow Yuppies
Guppies walking Bred
Puppies Bread Lines
wines & Whines
NOT my Kinds
(oh Fuck it. I gotta get back to sucking on a client's Balls.)
previous car posts:
1. The Car as Cock.
2. Taglines are DUMB: NYC Auto Show edition.
3. Car Dealer Ads Are A Gift From Satan