The Balvenie Weenie®. Middle notes of figs and peat, a vinegar bottom, and the overwhelming stench of scrotum sweat.
Oh, I've noticed, my mouthless douchy ad icon friend. Same Wholesale Liquidators white boxers too, right? Same Hamburger and/or Tuna Helper® and same porn every night. Same fruitless pickup lines. Same Brylcreem. Same hope that your Mommy will die some day soon so's that you can collect that insurance policy and pretend to be an asshole i-banker for a couple of sweet wondrous months and maybe, just maybe, have sex with something besides your little ugly right drinking hand.
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