"I still haven't found what I'm looking for"

Spurred by boredom, I spent the last week documenting the Google searches that mistakenly led wandering cybersouls to my site. Here's a sampling:
• glory hole ny • panties for girls 6 to 14 • crackhead greeting cards • get paid for gay greeting cards • Idaho hookers • free real doll • how to make a fleshlight • beer bottle dildo • fuck her feet • bowel of fuck • how many calories in a blowjob • why do girls suck dick • cheeseburger pussy • mature witty pickup lines • forgot my diaphragm • kids drawings of mountains (?)

previously:
1. Google Image Search: copyranter
2. The color of Hell.
3. SEX MACHINES FRIDAY!!!