Wednesday, November 08, 2006

"I still haven't found what I'm looking for"

Spurred by boredom, I spent the last week documenting the Google searches that mistakenly led wandering cybersouls to my site. Here's a sampling:
• glory hole ny • panties for girls 6 to 14 • crackhead greeting cards • get paid for gay greeting cards • Idaho hookers • free real doll • how to make a fleshlight • beer bottle dildo • fuck her feet • bowel of fuck • how many calories in a blowjob • why do girls suck dick • cheeseburger pussy • mature witty pickup lines • forgot my diaphragm • kids drawings of mountains (?)

previously:
1. Google Image Search: copyranter
2. The color of Hell.
3. SEX MACHINES FRIDAY!!!

18 Comments:

Anonymous Your Mom said...

I am very proud of you, son. You have arrived at last!

10:39 AM  
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

Idaho HOOKERS?!

You're nowhere near Idaho!

Kooky.

10:58 AM  
Blogger Yardbird said...

You're gonna get downsized soon. Yesterday you're reading Trump while listening to radio, and all last week you're trolling the logs?

11:08 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

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11:15 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I've been the only copywriter here for 15 years, yardbird. not a fucking chance.

11:16 AM  
Blogger dancing at gunpoint said...

That looks very similar to Rick Santorum's search history! Awesome.

1:16 PM  
Blogger Mark McGuinness said...

Some people get all the best traffic.

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, just curious, how many calories are there?

4:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about "I'd fuck her"?

8:14 PM  
Blogger HighJive said...

i was referred here while doing a search for gay midget sex doll catastrophes.

3:32 PM  
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Rejected Chinese restaurant names?

8:32 PM  
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