Thursday, November 02, 2006

It's not strange. You just need to come out, fella.

Visual portion of the latest print ad from local tongue-in-cheek bowling venue Bowlmor Lanes—"where everyone from Richard Nixon (!) to the Rolling Stones (!) to Cameron Diaz (?)" to every noodle-armed NYC dickhead hipster Puke has rolled. Prices now up to near 10 fucking bucks per person per game. For bowling. Well apparently, you're paying an extra fin for the warming irony.

previous Bowlmor posts:
1. WHAT???
2. The Bowlmor Girls. Now with Zero Bowling.

8 Comments:

Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

I've always thought the Cohen Bros should open up a Big Lebowski themed bowling chain. Can you imagine? I come up with such gems on an hourly basis, people.

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not a Bedrock-themed chain? Waitresses wearing Betty Rubble loinclothes, faux-caveman decor, Bronto-burgers...

Could name it "Twinkle Toes Lanes"

9:42 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I would happily roll at both of your alleys, before going back to Bowl(pay)mor.

9:47 AM  
Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

anon's is genius

10:23 AM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

Ya know? I could go for a Brontasaurus Burger right about now, or even a side of those car-tipping ribs.

11:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you mean coming out as a dwarf?

2:00 PM  
Anonymous ricpic said...

Jesus, this place is turning into hardon city!

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've seen a couple of the Bowl Mor ads in the ever dreadful New York magazine. My reaction is generally in the WTF? category. Lovely husband is slightly more favorable with a "don't know how it relates to bowling, but the girl is cute".

9:06 PM  

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