It's not strange. You just need to come out, fella.
Visual portion of the latest print ad from local tongue-in-cheek bowling venue Bowlmor Lanes—"where everyone from Richard Nixon (!) to the Rolling Stones (!) to Cameron Diaz (?)" to every noodle-armed NYC dickhead hipster Puke has rolled. Prices now up to near 10 fucking bucks per person per game. For bowling. Well apparently, you're paying an extra fin for the warming irony.previous Bowlmor posts:
1. WHAT???
2. The Bowlmor Girls. Now with Zero Bowling.
posted by copyranter @ 9:10 AM
7 Comments:
I've always thought the Cohen Bros should open up a Big Lebowski themed bowling chain. Can you imagine? I come up with such gems on an hourly basis, people.
Why not a Bedrock-themed chain? Waitresses wearing Betty Rubble loinclothes, faux-caveman decor, Bronto-burgers...
Could name it "Twinkle Toes Lanes"
I would happily roll at both of your alleys, before going back to Bowl(pay)mor.
anon's is genius
Do you mean coming out as a dwarf?
Jesus, this place is turning into hardon city!
I've seen a couple of the Bowl Mor ads in the ever dreadful New York magazine. My reaction is generally in the WTF? category. Lovely husband is slightly more favorable with a "don't know how it relates to bowling, but the girl is cute".
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