Central Innocuousness Agency
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That's the best you dolts can do—an image of the world with a bunch of boring pictures on it? YOU'RE THE C I FUCKING A. How bout Jason Bourne? Or a cool looking torture device? Pussies. Your recruitment ads give comfort to the enemy.
previously:
1. An Army of One Model/Actress.
2. PRESIDENTIAL TAGLINE
3. Operation Thesaurus.
posted by copyranter @ 12:10 PM
7 Comments:
If you think the print ads are horrible, the tv spots are equally as bad. I was shocked.
CIA resorting to advertising...now thats just sad. They fucking destroyed the myth of uber cool agents.
That's what they want you to think.
How about a stake through Jane Fonda's churlish heart?!
Hey, that’s actually the good one. The targeted versions are downright creepy. See some here…
http://multicultclassics.blogspot.com/2006/08/essay-957.html
I believe the horror would be the CIA subcontracting a NY ad agency to do the job.
The terrorists win if the CIA isn't tasking an intern with the daunting task of advertising the most widely know secret organization.
Maybe they take the lame applicants that are attracted to this lame ad – the kind of people that won't be missed – whisk them off to a secret dungeon where they're brainwashed and turned into Kim Jong Il and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad impersonators and become part of the ongoing plot to replace every world leader with CIA operatives.
Maybe.
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