How did Air France become #1 in Europe?
1,000-foot tall CEO Jean-Cyril Spinetta personally hand launches every single plane from Charles de Gaulle international airport, saving valuable time and even more valuable jet fuel. Known for a steady throwing hand, he has, to date, only destroyed 17 aircraft killing well under 5,000 passengers.
(scanned from this week's Economist)
previous airline ad posts:
1. "Trimming the stabilizers..."
2. Taglines are DUMB, #2.