Monday, November 13, 2006

They did it on Lane 23.

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• Ladies, want to get pregnant? • Go bowling at Bowlmor! • Knock down pins and get knocked up! • Keep your mind in the gutter! • He'll be putting more than his fingers in the hole! • The seven-ten split never felt so good! • Automatic scoring! • Right in the pocket! • Go over the line! • Smooth black balls! • (sigh. these are as bad as the ad)
(poster on E. 10th St.)

previous Bowlmor posts:
1. It's not strange. You just need to come out fella.
2. WHAT!!!
3. The Bowlmor Girls. Now with zero bowling.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

A: You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

10:31 AM  
Anonymous Vonk said...

Man: Stop moving--my hand's almost up far enough to get a good grip on this thing

Woman: Sorry, it's just tickling soooo bad! Can you believe I actually got it up there? Gutter ball!

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See this discussion on Deadspin not that long ago...

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/suggested-chat-questions/we-have-to-ask--208352.php

11:22 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

vonk: that's good. I should have gone that direction with the post.

11:23 AM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

No way he's the father. Or any father.

11:31 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

that deadspin comment thread is a good one. check it out.

12:31 PM  
Blogger toby said...

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2:05 PM  
Anonymous ricpic said...

Okay, I can see what he sees in her, but what does she see in nerdo?

5:10 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

Not that I have lots of favorite ad campaigns, but this has got to be one of my least-favorite. Can't they bring back the panties falling down?

6:28 PM  
Anonymous Joshua S. Rubenstein said...

So does Yasir Arafat's estate still have a piece of the business?

6:49 PM  
Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

Someone tell me which agency is doing this crap, and I will take a crap in their lobby (unless of course it's my agency!)

11:03 AM  
Blogger ronbo said...

Ronbo's one-step plan to improve advertising: Every ad must bear the name of the agency responsible. Print, broadcast, online, everything. No exceptions, no excuses. Let the good agencies take their props and the bad ones take their shots. But no more hiding behind the client. That's for pussies.

11:40 AM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

ronbo - I like your thinking mister.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just when I thought the Bowlmor ads in the heinous New York Magazine sucked, you provide this outrageously vile ad. Thanks, I think.

3:01 PM  

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