Wednesday, December 20, 2006

...because the little pony just wasn't douchey enough.

(Re)Introducing the "Big Pony" polo from (not dead!) 67-year-old Ralph Lauren (nee Lifschitz). This coming Summer, let the fillies in Bridgehampton know there's a very BIG reason why you ride high in the saddle when playing against the "Brad Pitt of polo players," Ignacio (Nacho) Figueras (left).
previously in stupid fashion:
1. UNIQLO antelope.
2. DEAD is the new BLACK.
3. American Apparel. Made with Dov.
4. DIESEL woos fcuk hoi polloi.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, yeah. I'd fuck him... and the horse he rode in on. Please, more posts like this.

4:55 PM  
Anonymous ricpic said...

Fer chrise sake, $125 for a polo shirt?!
Talk about status insecurity.

8:37 PM  
Blogger numb in chelsea said...

This is hotest post ever, CR. Fuck Ralph Lifshitz. But this shit sure beats antler heads on sweaters.

11:05 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

I...um....kind of dig those shirts...*awkward cough*...

10:25 AM  
Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

I'M POSITIVE his pony is not big

11:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm with anon...I'D DEFINITELY FUCK HIM..TWICE, SIDEWAYS AND ANY OTHER WAY HE'D HAVE ME. The shirt looks pretty fucking sexy on him...however it would look kind of ridiculous on a balding middle-aged man with a paunch trying to re-live his youth or under the impression that he'll transform into a sexy polo player if he wears it

9:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ranter - the big pony is for the boys who need to know what activity they will be engaging in that day. His other shirts include surfer, catwalk and male escort logos. He is totally hot - as long as he keeps his mouth shut.

2:33 PM  
Anonymous bloggadocio said...

damn - now it will be easier to tell the fake polo shirts from the real ones. when it was so little you couldn't really tell that my shirt had a pony facing the wrong way or the dude wasn't actually holding a stick.

5:29 PM  
Blogger Gina said...

I'm totally embarrassed to admit THE BIG PONY....is hot....but you're right....if you're wearing this shirt and you're over 30...it's the equivalent of driving a bright yellow corvette...women are going to point and say....too bad about him ....obviously small xxxx....

Gina

5:58 PM  
Blogger Katie Graham said...

I saw a Thai busboy wearing that same shirt yesterday. It's even funnier since he's not rich and white!

4:04 PM  
Blogger jennine said...

wow, i've never heard the word 'douchey' before.

it fits....

7:17 PM  

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