"On The 4th Evil Day of Christmas, Part II..."
It's the fat elf cop of Orange County, Florida. The joyous sheriffs operating this cute little speed trap handed out 150 tickets in 2 hours. Said sheriff Tom Wyne: "...that's why we didn't pick Santa or a nativity scene, we picked an elf because an elf is known for his impish behavior..." DoucheBag. (link)
Last Year: "They saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus..."