Monday, December 11, 2006

Dean Balazs will not tolerate wild parties at Beaver House.


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André Balazs and his Beaver are both one-woman men. So all you Wall Street fratboys eyeing fuck pads in his new William Beaver House better behave yourselves. No meth labs. No strippers after 10pm. And no three-ways!!!
(scanned from yesterday's New York Times)
previously in Balazs & Beaver House:
1. It's a cloudy morning for André.
2. André Balazs has a new Black Beaver.

6 Comments:

Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

Monogamous Beaver was the name of my first band.

We weren’t that good.

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It only suggests that you should be "largely monogamous." So that allows for some wiggle-room. Wiggle room heh.

My first band was called Mono Ga Mouse. We were sort of a blend of ska and country with some Latin flavoring topped by polka. We then changed our name to The Prime Minister of Mulletavia from the Republic of White Trashistan. We mainly got booked for bar-mitzvahs.

11:27 AM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

We only did Journey covers.

11:57 AM  
Anonymous ricpic said...

The guy expects you to plunk down 2 mil for a chamber in his beaver dam, and has the gall to suggest a curtailed pursuit of tail therein? I don't get it.

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"largely monogamous"...
I'd like to know what the acceptable ratio is and is there a scarlet letter the heathens have to wear while in the building

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Having worked for the whispering dilettante, I'm pretty sure that "largely monogamous" means "married w/ someone on the side."

5:31 PM  

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