After finally realizing that "An Army Of One" was utter hogwash (it contradicted that whole "following orders" thing), the U.S. military recently unleashed the caveman-ish "Army Strong™ on America. ME BASH HEAD WITH CLUB! Via their long-time hacky, hacking 100-year-old agency McCann Erickson. Ready your ears for glorious brassy music and the straight-from-the-drill-sergeant's-mouth Bullshit kicker —"there is nothing on this green earth stronger than the US Army..." Wonder if the Pentagon checked if any of the 3 thousand or so dead GI's from this glorious Iraqi war had the last names Quirk, Butler, or Reinhardt? (you'll see)
previously in war:
1. An Army of One Model/Actress.
2. Presidential Tagline
3. Central Innocuousness Agency
4. Operation Thesaurus.