The Deutsch/Trump '69'
Winner's Circle. That's the headline for ad man Donny Deutsch's "Deutsch Mark" column in December's Gotham (I really miss Prick Jason Binn's eloquent letter from the CEO). This time, he sloppily fellates fellow "brand master" Donald Trump.
• Deutsch tells Trump a red label on his water bottle is "not the way to go"
• Trump tells Deutsch the secret to his success: "When someone attacks you, you attack back, but much, much harder."
• Also, "Never quit."
There, now you don't have to enroll at prestigious Trump University.
(image from fleshpickle.com)
previously in Deutsch Mark:
1. Donny Douche sits down with Ted Turner.
2. Donny Douche continues to break the big stories.
3. Donny Deutsch Mark!