God Speedo®, Douchebag.
Happy 49th, Donny Deutsch—you sneaky Scorpion you. What's the Big Idea for tonight? Driving your Escalade to Nobu for some vastly overrated sushi? You got a date? Or is it a night out with the Drakkar Noir-drenched ad boys? Either way, the big five-0's staring you in the face, Double D. Hope you're mixing in some cardio with all those bicep curls, Dude. Check the Empire State building tonight. I've arranged for it to be lit a brownish/yellowish vinegar hue.previous Donny Deutsch posts:
1. Deutsch sits down with Ted Turner.
2. Deutsch continues to break the big stories.
3. Donny Deutsch Mark!
4. Cosmic blob supplants Deutsch's ego...
5. That's Mr. "Douche" Brittney.
posted by copyranter @ 7:00 AM
10 Comments:
The Speedo says, "I'm a Douchebag," but the tans lines say, "No, really, I'm a Douchebag."
First, copyranter, if you don't post tomorrow or until next week, Happy Thanksgiving (though I'm sure you hate it, in which case Fuck Thanksgiving). Secondly, could I trouble you to explain this, "Check the Empire State building tonight. I've arranged for it to be lit a brownish/yellowish vinegar hue."? I'm just a suburban non-adman civlian, so I might be missing a reference.
We don't get to hear much about this chappie on this side of the pond. Is he really that bad?
[steps back and shields face]
Happy Turkey Day, Copyranter! Wishing you and yours a great holiday.
Frank, vinegar's a key ingredient with many douches.
Ah! That makes sense. Forgive me, I play for the other team, so I don't know much about feminine hygiene products.
It takes some balls to wear a Speedo. Nice tan line. Do we want to know how you came to aquire this picture? :)
Mercy.
Somebody lend that man some nair and some pants.
And some judgement.
hah! he needs candy too;)
you are a TOOL you consumer WHORE!
ps. nobody loves you
lollerskate roflcopter
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