Tuesday, November 28, 2006

What the F happened to Ashley Judd's face?


(click image and take a close look)
The December/January issue of Gotham
was delivered to my desk yesterday. But before I could even open it and read what Big Idea Douche Donny Deutsch had to share in his penetrating Deutsch Mark column (more on that later in the week), I was transfixed by the above face which supposedly belongs to Ashley Judd. Either she's had some bad work done, or Gotham's photographer/retoucher/makeup artist did a really shitty job. Hopefully the latter.
UPDATE: as an anon commenter wrote, it does look like the wax museum version of Ashley.
previously in scary Hollywood:
1. Scary Hart.
2. Right Gwynnie. And I'm Martian.
3. copyranter celeb dish #1.

16 Comments:

Blogger What we need are more problems said...

You certainly will come up with a word to describe this shitty type of work.

(See flashturbation)
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9:13 AM  
Blogger Mdx said...

welcome to the digital devolution.

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats some shitty retouching for sure. looks like she sprouted an additional head as well.

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only sensible conclusion is that this is a photo of her Wax Double, albeit melting around the edges.

If it's really her, then someone stretched some plastic around her head and her left (your right) pupil is blown. Have you checked the ER, the morgue?

shivers.

3:49 PM  
Blogger dancing at gunpoint said...

That kid that co-starred with her in "Simon Birch" looks better than this.

4:07 PM  
Anonymous scoxsmith said...

I think the photoshop guy was off that week, so that's what she really looks like. We've just never seen her without retouching. She does look a little bloated though... I guess the "we'll fix that in digital" mentality didn't really fly for this one.

4:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Argh! I thought it was a pic of that French woman who's had the face transplant.

4:22 PM  
Anonymous ricpic said...

The hillbilly white trash gene can't be repressed forever.

6:59 PM  
Anonymous ricpic said...

So big deal. So Ashley Judd's face is slightly askew. How many have perfectly symmetrical faces? One in a thousand. All the rest of us, thanks to the ideal images foisted on us by copyranter's ad brethren, have been made to feel inadequate because our noses curves slightly to the left or the right, or because one eyebrow is slightly higher than the other. Thanks copyranter's world. Thanks a lot.

7:15 PM  
Blogger Steve DB (Artwork) said...

Ha ... I am a photographer and can tell you what happened to poor Ashley -- poor lighting position (shadows) and badly underexposed - then the retoucher tried to bring it back up in Photoshop ...

7:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THat is some fucked up hair, but the lip collagen is the killer here.

9:52 PM  
Anonymous Von k said...

I'd do her.

8:33 AM  
Blogger Brooks said...

It looks like they used one half of her face from one frame and a different frame for the other half. They just didn't line them up right.

Brooks Blog

1:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

very Stepford meets Barbie

2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BIOMETRIC.

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a ass clown you are really ..... "white trash" "hillbilly",are you kidding me .... Who the fuck are you?

10:44 PM  

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