Congrats skycaptain.

Presented without (much) comment because I'm fucking busy, some fucking retard from Oregon with help from his 2 idiot kids broke the world record for largest rubberband ball, fashioning a sphere that weighed 4,600 fucking pounds. The old record was 3,120 pounds. It took a full year of this 26-year-old's life to make the pointless orb. Now what, genius? Hopefully, you'll request that you be buried with your Sisyphean blob. (link)
UPDATE: As Andrew from fungibleconvictions.com points out, this manqué was sponsored by fucking OfficeMax.
previously in retarded:
1. rolling grass thing.
2. the Horshack Rorschach.
3. Republic of China reshapes mountains for copyranter's birthday.