"Oh give me a home, where dead, stuffed antelope wear sweaters..."

Generally, fashion advertising is for idiots. It's usually done in-house by art directors who think they're "artists", but who really don't know their ads from a hole in the ground. At right is a downtown Broadway kiosk for the new Uniqlo "global flagship" store in SoHo. Perhaps you're wondering why a dead, stuffed antelope would have multiple cashmere sweaters messily wrapped around its carcass. That reason would be because André Art Director thought it would be "edgy" to show a dead, stuffed antelope wearing goat plus a photoshopped earring. Edgy!! (NOTE: Yes, the whole thing is CGI/photoshopped. But, I prefer to think of it as dead and stuffed, because it made for a stupid headline.)
previously in stupid fashion:
1. DEAD is the new BLACK.
2. Look at Jigga, gettin' all "A River Runs Through It" on us.
3. Jimmy Choo. Shoes to die for.
4. American Apparel. Made with Dov.
5. Fendi No. 5
6. DIESEL woos fcuk hoi polloi.
7. NoHo Ass.