No crying or pouting, DoucheFace.
Besides an overpriced bottle of hooch, what else will Santa be bringing the Balvenie Weenie® for Christmas when he flies his sleigh into the cartoon town of Doucheville?
- A mouth.
- A Fleshlight.
- A copy of "How To Pick Up Girls!"
- A pair of plaid Bermuda shorts.
- Hai Karate.
previously in Balvenie Weenie®:
7. ...overwhelming stench of scrotum sweat.
6. Balvenie Weenie® asks for it.
5. Balvenie Weenie® brings his A Game.
4. out again with the Balvenie Weenie®.
3. Balvenie Weenie® Motto.
2. Cinco de Mayo edition.
1. Balvenie Weenie®.