"On The 9th Evil Day of Christmas..."
(Chicago) An EVIL person stole a total of 32 baby Jesi from frontyard nativity scenes and then lined them all up against an area woman's fence. (story link) Pics of "afro" and "anglo" (their terms, not mine) baby Jesus dolls found here.
Last Year: Rudolph isn't such a lovable name...
posted by copyranter @ 1:05 PM
8 Comments:
"I'm here ta tell ya, sistas and bruddas, dat woman who found dem 32 baby jezuzez was saved, SAVED, 32 times...can I have an amen?"
"Amen brudda, amen."
P.S. By the look of it the baby jezuzes was wrapped by Tiffany.
Where's the Asian baby jesus? They have black, white and "dark hispanic", but no Asian. Racist bastards!
well, MY 12 days of evil x-mas run through the week after the 25th, as they did last year (check the archive).
An Asian Jesus? Maybe if he was from Siam.
What next, cries for a South American indigenous Buddha?
I'd just be happy with a Puerto Rican Vishnu.
That's silly. We all know that Jesus looked like James Caviezel.
Technically, the 12 days of Xmas start on Xmas as go on from there. But if you're being evil, who cares about the technicalities? Just enjoy the evil ride.
Jesi. Brilliant.
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