Tuesday, August 07, 2007

The Penis Patch™. You'll Be Tight In Any Hatch!


copyranter's Spam Copywriting Hall of Fame inductee #1—The bottom line of copy above. Sure, it's a bit awkward, but an A for effort! And when you combine the Penis Patch™ with your girlfriend's new Labiaplasty, it's barrelfuls of blissful bedtime boinking!
(look at that penis?!? illustrated by a junior high art student.)
previously in sex ads:
1. "Floors so clean you can eat [your wife] off of them!"
2. $10 Buck Phone Sex.
3. Village Voice Sex Ad (VEXYs) Awards.
4. I wanna be a SheMale Escort Ad copywriter.
5. Everything you need to get the [blow] job done.

11 Comments:

Blogger Maulleigh said...

The model looks about 12. That's creepy.

10:42 AM  
Blogger Brooks said...

Funny, I critiqued the same phrase on my blog last month: here.

12:53 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Is this a Japanese company? Talk about lost in translation!

1:58 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

“Add 10” to your imagination.”

2:16 PM  
Blogger Middle Name: Stanley said...

That model DEFINITELY looks underage. Creepy, indeed.

2:49 PM  
Blogger Parrot said...

Very interesting. :)

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeez, the 12-year-old creepy model is only holding her hands about 15 inches apart. How's that small of a penis even considered an enlargement?

BTW, I'd do her. In 4 years.

9:11 AM  
Blogger Klatuu o embuçado said...

Fine blog... :)

Cheers!

2:21 PM  
Blogger Mr. HustleKnocker said...

i see Roman Polanski's doing commercial work again.

7:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Something tells me that a three foot dick may be better for porno films that real life sex. Say goodbye to ever wearing shorts again.

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make the logo bigger said...

“Add 10” to your imagination.”

Fuck that's good!

4:00 AM  

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