The Penis Patch™. You'll Be Tight In Any Hatch!
copyranter's Spam Copywriting Hall of Fame inductee #1—The bottom line of copy above. Sure, it's a bit awkward, but an A for effort! And when you combine the Penis Patch™ with your girlfriend's new Labiaplasty, it's barrelfuls of blissful bedtime boinking!
(look at that penis?!? illustrated by a junior high art student.)
previously in sex ads:
1. "Floors so clean you can eat [your wife] off of them!"
2. $10 Buck Phone Sex.
3. Village Voice Sex Ad (VEXYs) Awards.
4. I wanna be a SheMale Escort Ad copywriter.
5. Everything you need to get the [blow] job done.
posted by copyranter @ 9:50 AM
11 Comments:
The model looks about 12. That's creepy.
Funny, I critiqued the same phrase on my blog last month: here.
Is this a Japanese company? Talk about lost in translation!
“Add 10” to your imagination.”
That model DEFINITELY looks underage. Creepy, indeed.
Very interesting. :)
Jeez, the 12-year-old creepy model is only holding her hands about 15 inches apart. How's that small of a penis even considered an enlargement?
BTW, I'd do her. In 4 years.
Fine blog... :)
Cheers!
i see Roman Polanski's doing commercial work again.
Something tells me that a three foot dick may be better for porno films that real life sex. Say goodbye to ever wearing shorts again.
Make the logo bigger said...
“Add 10” to your imagination.”
Fuck that's good!
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