This Week in unfortunate ad juxtaposition.
Your body is a temple, but it needs a smaller front door. Top—ad for the current hip, hot genital procedure for women. Bottom—In-house ad for online health ad index.
(scanned from the current Village Voice. Bottom ad is hard to read because of printer error, not the scan.)
(tip from Oriane)
UPDATE!!!—as a couple of commenters/emailers have pointed out, the Labiaplasty ad is also rife with humorous typos (click image to read copy). 1. "Reduce and beatify (the meaning of which is quite ironic for the ad) irregular labia" and 2. "Relief embarrassment" Maybe the ad was done by Reebok's agency?
previously in the Village Voice:
1. I wanna be a SheMale Escort Ad copywriter.
2. Hope he has a nick rack.
3. The Village Voice Sex Ad (Sexys) Awards.
4. I'm sorry you all suck.
posted by copyranter @ 8:30 AM
11 Comments:
I can't think of a better way to "relief" embarrassment than Labiaplasty.
It's my wife's birthday next week, and I was stuck for a present...
If they "beatify" irregular labia, surely this surgery isn't necessary?
Call me Archie Bunker but do we really hafta know?
I didn't know that NYU had a female genital surgery center.
Ohhhhhh....
When you plan to you flip a house, er temple, why not add a little curb appeal.
Oh man. They could come up with a better name than that. Like Curtain Trimming or something
Great more procedures for media brainwashed idiots that are deeply insecure and follow like sheep...
I was watching the original Charlie's Angels today and was thinking about how beautiful and natural the Women are...what the hell happened?
I wonder if the orig Charlie's Angels had unwaxed pubes? Not in those bikinis, no way.
"I hate capri pants. Also ... Moby (facepunch)"
I'd like to add (roundhouse kick in Moby's face)
"Open 7 days a week"
I hope they mean the surgery center, not the results. That could get kinda painful after a while.
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