Friday, May 11, 2007

I wanna be a SheMale Escort Ad copywriter.

I'm offering my expert copywriting services to all Transsexual/SheMale Escorts. The challenge of having to juxtapose dissimilar phrases like "Golden Skin" and "Hung" in a small space ad targeted at such a hard-to-nail-down demographic is a huge turn-on. To get things started, I'll dip my toes into the head space:
Full Lips. Fuller Girth.
Legs To Die For. All Three Of Them.
Cloud Nine Inches.
Sugar Kissing + Candy Cane Licking.
(add yours in the comments, if so desired.)
previously in SEX:
1. Actually, it's a Raging Chubb.
2. 'Dis is how 'dey do subliminal advertising in Queens.
3. You've Cum A Long Way, Baby.
4. Everything you need to get the (blow) job done.
5. Hope he has a nice rack.
6. Village Voice Sex Ad Awards (The Vexys).

7 Comments:

Blogger Jenne said...

dipping one's toes into the head space sounds a bit provocative, too, albeit in a rather clinical way.

11:08 AM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

anons, is Candy on the doable list or is transgender going too far?

1:17 PM  
Anonymous can you dig it said...

that is brilliant shit. Hard to beat.

Melvina
shemale

our secret between my legs

your mommy AND daddy

He knows what she wants

her rosebud or yours

perfumed spunk

2:42 PM  
Blogger ricpic said...

A silky shlong in a shimmering sheath -- jack in a box.

6:57 PM  
Blogger M. said...

D-Cup with a T-Bag

10:53 AM  
Anonymous Nicedoll TS said...

This is funny just cuz I am an escort who is a shemale...lol but I liked all of them

2:42 AM  
Anonymous Beijing Escorts said...

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11:50 PM  

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