I wanna be a SheMale Escort Ad copywriter.

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• Legs To Die For. All Three Of Them.
• Cloud Nine Inches.
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(add yours in the comments, if so desired.)
previously in SEX:
1. Actually, it's a Raging Chubb.
2. 'Dis is how 'dey do subliminal advertising in Queens.
3. You've Cum A Long Way, Baby.
4. Everything you need to get the (blow) job done.
5. Hope he has a nice rack.
6. Village Voice Sex Ad Awards (The Vexys).