Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Apparently, no American Apparel male model can be hotter than pervy founder Dov Charney.


(click images for closer look)
Which isn't very fucking hot. Two recent AA ads. Left: It's another sexy asian (dude's definitely got a touch of Far East Fever) with barely covered nipples. But then, his women's apparel ads are always sex sex sex and more sex. Right: Girls (and gay men), you get Mr. noodle-armed ex-con face. Who is pretty much on the same level of non-hotness you get with every AA male model.
previously in American Apparel ads:
1. Thongs.
2. Stirrup Socks.
3. Tight(s).
4. Hooters Shorts.

16 Comments:

Anonymous ricpic said...

What yellow fellow has a yen for what sweet far east treat who is so not interested?

10:54 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Yes, AA is definately not courting the gays. Yellow ex-con is just disgusting. I hope they didn't pay too much for his appearance.

11:44 AM  
Blogger Security Dog said...

Sex, sex, sex and more sex? She's wearing a wrestler's leotard and tights, FFS. And by her disposition, she's busting for a crap. The only way this could have been worse would have been if she had 'french' armpits.

Who shoots this stuff?

2:30 PM  
Blogger Moda di Magno said...

Um, gross.

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it looks hot. I don't think I'd buy the clothes though.

5:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually think the guy's quite hot.

3:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually think that guy's quite attractive. Oh well.

3:49 PM  
Anonymous butt-head™ said...

"Uh, huh huh. You can see her thingies."

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

her armpits do look a bit euro, do they not?

personally i find all the AA models gross, male and female.

7:42 PM  
Anonymous can you dig it said...

I hate to keep defending Dov "Rasputin" Charney, but he has it down, hot asian toys with wet spots and slightly hairy armpits and pasty fag male models that make my dick seem bigger. The only problem he sells clothes right? But remember he only needs to sell enough to keep doing this. Bravo

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm a gay and personally i think the aa model guys are pretty damn foxy, but then again i like 'em lean and interesting.

4:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that art direction is pretty sweet throwback to 70's print. I was wondring how long it would take someone to co-opt a little ogilvy pre-heyday vibe.

12:00 PM  
Blogger Al said...

personally i think this guy is the worst.
http://www.americanapparel.net/storefront/images/detail/serve.asp?media=5454_Navy.jpg

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Asian? Well, it's los angeles. what do you expect.

12:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the monokini is ok but I'm hearing transparent clothing is hottttt in Hollywood! check out the pics, where to buy, how to wear and who is rockin it http://collegecandy.com/style/3234

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God Forbid. An Asian Girl in an American Ad.

Which means we have to START the RACIST comments now, right? (barf)

So, she has a little armpit shadow. And she isn't wearing any makeup. At least we know that this girl is the real thing.

She is HOT. She's not airbrushed. And she has a big ol' smile on her face. She's happy.

9:36 AM  

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