"Excuse me, Mr. Charney? Shouldn't that be 'Tights' with an 's'?"
(click image for closer look, you pervs)To repeat, skeevy American Apparel founder Lovey Dov Charney has admitted to fucking his models. Knowing this, the ad's headline suddenly possibly becomes, not just a testament about this particular model's body, but a testament about a very particular part of this model's body. No, not her tushy.
(scanned from the back page of this week's Onion)
previously in American Apparel:
1. Cracks starting to show in American Apparel empire?
2. American Apparel: Made With Dov.
posted by copyranter @ 1:40 PM
14 Comments:
Have you come across their showroom in SOHO, err or is it NOHO, fuck it - they used to have a live dancing girl on their display window. I assume she hasn't fucked Dov yet.
I'd fuck her. Don't want to appear racist, but that's one of the most serious booties I've ever seen on an Asian chick.
Best bring some serious pipe to the game, yo.
I wish people would stop hating on Dov. Of course he's a loathesome fuck, as an individual; that's HOW he gets the power of sexuality, which, when mapped onto business goals, results not only in profit but in retail history. So don't dine with the guy. You were warned about garmentos by your grandmother, weren't you?
I feel dirty now.
those are definitely tights with an ass... i mean, "s".
Well, as I've said, I do like his men's large basic T. I don't hate him, and don't care that he's loathsome; my problem with him is that his interactions with the media (jerking off in front of reporters, etc.) are obviously staged bullshit. He's a pathetic phony.
And Martha Stewart, Donald Trump, Richard Branson, and all other faces of their own companies aren't phonies? The problem seems to be that American Apparel has let their "70s soft porn" schtick overtake their seemingly noble business model of providing jobs for low-income American workers. The more press devoted to Dov's penchant for offering mustache rides means the less press for the actual company and products.
i believe it says 'tights' on the back page of village voice. they're so damn conservative.
well, technically, "tight" is a slang term meaning cool, hip or phat. and her ass is definitely tight, in every sense of the word.
She'd be happy the headline didn't say "bushy" or "dry".
I prefer 'tights.' I think the expensive/pretentious way to say it is 'tight' though. Very JCrew. Like, 'The Black Tight.'
not exploiting workers to make a clothing line doesn't change the fact that he exploits women
in the most aggressive manner possible in his advertising.
that's the part that makes me laugh --that kind of exploitation is okay because someone's penis and/or nipples gets hard?
anyway, i don't buy that fuckers shit. I also avoid Martha Stewarts crap too. That's what I do when some tool does something that really annoys me: I make sure what little money I have doesn't go into their pockets.
Also super awesome that you can see the creep's... err... photog's shadow in the photo.
Dov Charney has not "admitted to fucking his models". He's admitted to sleeping with some of his employees.
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