...and THAT'S why they call him SilverFox11.
also,• I got more Liquidity than a Golden Shower Gang Bang.
• I got bigger Gaps than a 90-year-old Hooker.
• I got more Volume than a 16-year-old Peter North.
(scanned from yesterday's Investor's Business Daily)
previously in stupid business ads:
1. Rest now, Bling Bling. Your long journey is over.
2. The Good Hands, Bad Taste People.
3. M&Ms "for business".
4. "I wrote a post for you, and it was called 'Yellow'".
5. bp. Beyond Poppycock.
posted by copyranter @ 8:45 AM
8 Comments:
Ick. You know that guy's just some stock model.
They're advertising to my dad--a financial guy in his sixties. I don't want ANYONE to use sex to sell ANYTHING to my father.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
mmm. sweater vesty.
Bravo!
Guys in their sixties are sexless? Innocent!
Don't be jealous that i can still get it up little man...advertising copywriter what are you so bitter about? Get a real job. Punk.
~ SilverFox11
AGAIN, I'm 6-2.
Thanks for bringing the Peter North Wikipedia entry to my attention.
"North shot to fame with his memorable facials."
"...Peter made more than a dozen gay porn movies [with] some of the largest male talent in the porn industry..."
Shot, largest. Har har.
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