I've found a date for the Balvenie Weenie™.
though as soon as she finds out he ain't got a mouth to use "downtown," she'll be beatin' a path to the door. Say hello to Ko, official icon of Kotex tampons. Just the kind of image you'd want associated with the menstrual cycle—crazy-ass Medusa hair and no eyes. Nice effect, too, making the "periods" in your tagline blood red. Nice.
(Image and headline idea by Georgina, the archeress, my girlfriend.)
previously in women in ads:
1. You've Cum A Long Way, Baby.
2. Samsung commits an innuendon't.
3. Where gay men, angry women hook up.