What the marketing director of Chase jerks off to every morning.
Banks love their logos. They don't just want big logos on their ads. They want HUGE fucking logos. More logos. Aesthetically pleasing meaningless logos. Here in Chase's new campaign, you have scores of shiny happy Chase logos dotting the New York metro area like cum drops. So sexy and powerful. Oh yeah, baby. More. Better. Faster.
previously in bank advertising:
1. What the marketing director of Deutsche Bank jerks off to every morning.
2. Meet John Dowd. Banker. Founding Father.
3. ...because he doesn't have a firm understanding of the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act?
4. Dude, chill. It's a CD, not the Fountain of Youth.
5. The Bank of Opportunistic Stock Photo Use.
posted by copyranter @ 1:00 PM
9 Comments:
Yea, I hate that ad. I quiver everytime I pass it in the subways.
Anyone seen my Chase cum rag?!?
Where banks cluster
Chasing dollars
Madness festers
Rancor hollers
Take down your logos
You old mugwumps
Then like true hobos
Batten your frumps
A world unblighted
By your tokens
Will be delighted
And unbespoken
My fave is "Faster ATMs." Like, Yeah dude, your ATMs're like way too slow for my Matrixian robotic weirdness; hurry up cash, so lethargic you are! Imma Chase you! Weirdos.
Should be batten on. My bad baton.
It's weird...it reminds me of a sci-fi flick were the little shiny blue discs attack and enslave mankind.
Someone sent me this too but they thought it was eerie becuase of the 9/11 memorial light connection they saw.
Gotta admit, until cr mentioned it, I completely fucking missed that those were logos.
Isn't this how the ATM machine looks...when you're high?
Adrienne
asteriods
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