Actually, it's a Raging Chubb.
The Elephant Penis In The Room. Oh, please, like that wasn't your first thought upon reading this. The ad agency and Chubb's marketing folk had to discuss the hard-on reference. At least the "It's Chubb" part is under the woman. If you cover up the top headline, this reads like an ad for an erectile dysfunction remedy.
(scanned from the May Inc.)
previously in SEX in ads:
1. 'Dis is how they do subliminal advertising in Queens.
2. You've Cum A Long Way, Baby.
3. C'mon baby, it's low in calories.
4. Bowlmor Big Rack.
5. Samsung commits an innuendon’t.
posted by copyranter @ 9:20 AM
21 Comments:
Looks like she's harrassing him. That would never fly. Because he would never bring charges.
No, it looks consensual. Which is why this is a bullshit ad chocked with bullshit suppositions. She's clearly "wanting it," but the next morning! Oh, then she SUES. Because women are . . .
What the hell ever. This is vile.
“It’s Chubb.”
I woulda went with Got Chubb?
Just sayin.
"Chubb" - ew.
Also, please write about the Boston car dealer who is selling cars naked to push his "naked pricing" policy. Clever but... yeah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzQYXSLlgXM
that flirty picture is all wrong. harrassment is a much more subtle, long-term, mind-fuck where you are never quite sure if what you think is going on is actually the deal, etc. i could write a book about it.
Can't he bone her and claim it's because he's bipolar?
Bipolar’s nice, don’t get me wrong, but I might go with ADD instead. Then he could say he couldn’t sit still, his hands were out of control, what was he supposed to do?
(Speaking of out of control, the fucking word verification numbers on blogger comments lately are longer than nuclear lanuch codes, geez.)
Jeez, two adults, both willing, why does everyone insist on seeing trouble down the road? for either party? Talk about taking the joy out of sex.
they both look horny and drunk...so the implecation is that when she wakes up tomorrow with screwer's remorse, she sues. i'm with gorjus and archeress. harassment is creepy, to-much-cologne-wearing-gum-chewing-hairplugs-bastard boss "accidentally" brushing into you over and over.
copyranter, will you be my squire? our first mixed-race love child will be conceived after we get wasted and fuck to cranked-up pj harvey.
oops maybe this chubb ad is really working.
that couple is from texas in which case no one gets in trouble for bonking the boss - hey, this is demi and michale douglas in that hack movie where she was totally got screwed by douglas' character - he wanted it!
Translation to the copy: "Uppity bitches will weasel their way into your pants and then try to sue you for all you've got. Don't allow them to symbolically castrate you: keep your Chubb nearby!"
No, he's the one who is going to sue, not her. Because it's not safe to make the ad how it really is out there:just like the archeress suggested. HOW RARE IS IT THAT DEMI MOORE HARASSES YOU? How often does does that old guy (no not waterston--the republican) actually say really inappropriate things because he's from the south and he's old?
It's just like those ads where the people robbing your house or mugging you is always a white guy. Even though we all know that the people who REALLY rob and mug in this town are Japanese....
I meant to include "from law and order" about the old guy. Now it makes a little more sense: but not much I know.
She's not gonna sue, because who else is gonna fuck her? That's why she's holding onto that tie soooo tight.
well.....she may feel like sueing when she realizes that she has wasted her office party screw on a premature ejaculater with a toddler penis....not that i've been there.
toddler penis!
There's insurance for these things? What? What a strange place the U.S. and A. is.
all the male professors at NYU carry this insurance. even the old blind ones. according to them, many women students do the "i'll do x if you'll do y" grade improvement maneuver.
Thanks for the definition...I had no clue what a chubb was. This site is so informative!
You people have far too much time, that too I think, on your hands...
Let me suggest that you get back away from you computers..., so you don't "fog up" your keyboards and screens..., of course...
and give yourselves a real "hands on" life fulfilling experience.
Oh..., keep your comments coming..., some of US like them
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