Tuesday, April 11, 2006

"C'mon baby, It's low in calories."

Succumb to Smooth?
SUCK CUM. 2 (number of sperm-producing testicles most men have). SMOOTH(IE) [slang for Blowjob].
Plus, very Phallic bottle shot.
Maybe I'm analyzing it too much.
But, I just don't think so.

19 Comments:

Anonymous Ben Popken said...

Heineken Light: Now, with half the concept!

9:04 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

yeah, this campaign BLOWS (oops, I did it again.)

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Sherman said...

It's funny. I love clever. I love that "we" take the bait EVERY TIME!

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still can't believe how terrible this campaign is. It's Heineken's first new product launch since Amstel, and this is the best they can do?

10:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This campaign is as watered-down as the beer

10:41 AM  
Blogger concha said...

come on. you know this was your line in highschool...

10:49 AM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

And that most men have 2 testicles! That's hilarious! 2 testicles? Fucking funny.

You were kidding, right?

Shit. I hope so.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous narnia said...

wow. the campaign might suck, but your analysis blows. seriously. what the fuck. succomb to...as in two testicles? what? i'd start over completely... try again. you're a better critic than this.

11:23 AM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

i was always told in rhetorical analysis classes that everything is intentional and deliberate.

11:35 AM  
Anonymous your mom said...

blah blah blah blah blah blah

12:16 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Yes narnia, not my best effort. But...it was easy and I was busy this morning.

mom: shut the fuck up.

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did R&R Partners not get this assignment? This campaign blows.

2:25 PM  
Blogger francophony said...

well, their first choice - "tastes great. less filling." was already taken...

5:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you need to blow some dick soon copyranter.

11:20 AM  
Anonymous Sher-bert of Azkazanistan said...

American mens make me laugh too hard. HA HA Ha Ha Ha ha ha. AHHhhhh.

HA HA HA Ha Ha ha ha ha.

Two testicles. Ha. Fully grown up Azkazanistan mens possess no less than six testicles each between their legs with the seven and eight sometimes dropping down at age sixty-five. Young Azkazanistan males and some Azkazanistan women have only two testicles. HA Ha ha. Americans mens.

(How can you tell an Azkazanistan executive mens in a room full of executive mens? We never be cross our legs like other mens cross their legs like womens!

Because we have gotten so many balls. Get it? A lot of balls hanging between our legs. Balls that don't like to be squashed. Get it? HA Ha Ha ha.)

Azkazanistan travel brochure headline: Come to Azkazanistan and have a ball ... or two ... or six. HA Ha ha. Get it?

2:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smooth equals refreshing and refreshing equals good drinking.

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear IDIOT...

You should be shot in the testicles and have your penis chopped into tiny pieces and then fed to you in a drink mixed with your ejaculate and 3 bottles of hot sauce. And then a mixture of alcohol and hot sauce should be poured onto your bullet wound in your testicles and onto the wound from which your penis was anesthetic-lessly chopped. Then you should be shot in the head... You racist KKK pig.

Hatefully Yours,
A Puerto Rican Spic.

2:55 PM  
Blogger Marj said...

Is this stuff bottled cum??

9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That'd be a slightly erotic ad if it made any sense to WOMEN. If it's aimed towards men seeking men only, then I see your point but otherwise, NOT!!!

8:32 AM  

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