I THINK, THEREFORE I AM STUPID.
What does thinking about something as stupid as advertising for five straight days do to a person? It eats away at you man, it really does.
(with no apologies to Descartes, who also penned this beaut: "One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one philosopher or another." Replace "philosopher" with "copywriter" and it applies perfectly.)