Fragrance seller Bond #9 has announced the next round of perfumes to be added to their popular Making Scents (GET IT?) Of New York line (kinda like neighborhoodies for your nose), which already includes Wall Street, NoHo, and Chinatown (pictured):
Union Square—overpowering fresh produce with a middle note of un-deodorized protester.
Astor Place—pure bittersweet disaffectedness.
West Side Story—top notes of baby shit with a base of unwashed sweatpants.
Fire Island—(I really don’t have to say it, do I?)
Sutton Place—old money and death.
(If you live in NYC, what would your neighborhood scent smell like?)