Join The Village Voice Street Prostitution Team.
Do you read the VV? Are you “Hip” yet “Reliable?” Gritty? Do you have a "LOUD" voice? Well then, How would YOU like to join an "Ultra-Cool" team of Street Marketing Studs? You’ll roll into clubs, bars, and super-cool stores—Street Style!— to spread the "four-one-one" on the mega-cool VV and, occasionally, blow the owner. Don’t have the proper shades or haircut? Don’t sweat it, coolio! Both will be provided for you, as well as condoms. The Streets Are Calling, Hustler!!!
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this guy stepped right out of an 80s molly ringwald vehicle.
blane? steff? long duk dong? is that you?
Yeah and who pulls down the right side of their shades with their LEFT HAND?!! Or maybe it's the hand of the guy blow, er, I mean below, him.
I thought the exact same thing, Angelina.
If I lived in New York, I'd be all over this. When else would you get to dress like Judd Nelson from the Breakfast Club?
ANSWER THE QUESTION, CLAIRE! (that's my best loud voice)
The Village Voice = kneejerk liberal garbage.
"Be part of an ultracool team!" God. That makes me puke.
I think I'll pass thanks.
I like how they say it will "build your resume with publishing."
Hmmm. He looks like the sort of guy who didn't bother watching the Super Bowl.
We'll take him out, Slinky Redfoot. Godwhacker's on the case.
Funny. I thought Steve Buscemi had moved on to bigger things.
Bummer! IMBD hosed the link to Steve Buscemi. Okay, once more with feeling.
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