MUCUS
My mild head cold has become a moderate head cold. Therefore, here's a microscopic view of Mucus.
posted by copyranter @ 9:10 AM
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- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
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Sunday, March 05, 2006
My mild head cold has become a moderate head cold. Therefore, here's a microscopic view of Mucus.
25 Comments:
get better soon - I miss your witty pearls of "wisdom"
Oh, copyranter! Even your snot is sexy!
Wisdom? Please geneva. I hope by putting that in quotes you're being ironic. I have no delusions here. This is just fucking advertising.
anon, is that you GG?
cr, get better soon. I miss your pity worlds of "pissdom."
that's "words" you dumb dipshit.
would i say something as lame as your snot is sexy? i'm neither geneva nor anon on this one. and i promised never to post anon again after that one time. -la novia
sorry gg.
copyranter's got a girlfriend!
"This is just fucking advertising."
Yeah cr, but take the love anyway. You writers get all the attention while us art directors get scraps. (Unless of course you happen to be an AD at Crispin.)
At this point, I’d settle for a stalker.
by the way, it's whatever I want it to say, dipshit. by the way, "dumb dipshit" suits you... double negative. notice I didn't stoop to name calling you "dumb divorced dipshit." oh wait, I just did.
- your ex
how many people here have dated copyranter? there's the ex above, "gg", "o"... anyone else? and how was he?
oh, and maybe that angelina chick
hahaha. my ex. yeah good one. anon stalking a blogger, aren't you something special?
I met him once behind a glory hole in a Los Angeles mens toilet. it was okay because it was our third date.
dude, he rocked my world, straight up
he was da bomb
(yes, he's left-handed) he rubs with me ever so gently, yet with satisfying force.
hey, don't hate me just because I enjoy your cynical views! I don;t want to have to bitchslap you so early in the day!
I take it you're feeling better?
wait, how the fuck did I get dragged into this shit?? and why is someone frontin' as yours truly? and why the fuck, what the fuck, wait, huh?
rocked my world? who even says tired shit like that?
I don't know angelina. I post about mucus, and it turns into fake comments about my non-whoring ways. I'm tired of deleting comments.
OK, the copyranter's left hand comment was me, but still...
then i say LET IT RIIIDE. retards.
I'm going back to my blog and post some more riveting shit about ugly boots and my non-existent social life.
couldn't o and angie and cr have a nice threesome?
wait, what about me?
mucus for all!
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