Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Divorce Lawyer Ads.

Who was the first Divorce Lawyer to put his/her pic in an ad? And why now does EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM—NO REALLY I LOOKED THROUGH HUNDREDS OF THESE FUCKING ADS AND EVERY ONE OF THEM HAS THE LAWYER'S PIC IN IT—feel it makes for a better ad?

And WTF are you so happy about, smiley? It's my fucking DIVORCE.
(ed. note: I am divorced. Big surprise, I know. Fuck you.)

11 Comments:

Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

Smile = 1/3

12:55 PM  
Blogger LisaBinDaCity said...

If I had to hire them based on their pictures I would have to pass.

12:57 PM  
Blogger White Dade said...

If you are a divorce lawyer, do you really want people to be able to recognize you in the street? oyu may as well print "Kick My Ass" on the bottom of the ad too.

2:18 PM  
Anonymous kowgurl said...

divorce lawyers & real etstae agents always gots to put their photos up. I bet because they realize that they're crooks and think that somehow showing their smiling faces with prove to john q customer that they can be trusted.

2:21 PM  
Blogger ElMachino said...

So, which one did you use?

Let me guess. Michael A. Neal? Marvin Mitchelson? (you are a celeb, aren't you?)

4:19 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

No el, I used pretty much the real life version of Lionel Hutz from the Simpsons.

http://www.gwindi.net/images/int_c2_hutzb.jpg

4:37 PM  
Blogger Krissythegroupie said...

David J. Polan just wants to show off his epic 'stache.

6:23 PM  
Blogger ohoney said...

Oh, mine's not in there?
She wouldn't show her price-y face.
God I hated her
and paying her, too.

6:53 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

"divorce lawyers & real etstae agents always gots to put their photos up."

Don't forget porn stars too. Although, if you recognize one on the street, would you wave, or just act like you don’t know them?

10:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wounldt wave...hey make, maybe you can help clarify, why do the escorts in the back of NY mag always put their name & picture & the dates they'll be in town on their knees? dothese hos actually have a following? I always assumed they did and the whore- groupies got all excited that they'd be in town march 17-19 giving blowjobs so they saved up their lunch money...

5:11 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

dammit. you threw me off with the 17-19 thing. I was counting my change. Shit, gotta start over. "$3.97, $3.98..."

10:30 PM  

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