Divorce Lawyer Ads.
Who was the first Divorce Lawyer to put his/her pic in an ad? And why now does EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM—NO REALLY I LOOKED THROUGH HUNDREDS OF THESE FUCKING ADS AND EVERY ONE OF THEM HAS THE LAWYER'S PIC IN IT—feel it makes for a better ad?
And WTF are you so happy about, smiley? It's my fucking DIVORCE.
(ed. note: I am divorced. Big surprise, I know. Fuck you.)