Thursday, February 23, 2006

The Fusion: A Review.


This must be what it felt like to be caressed by Aphrodite. God must now include the Fusion in your orientation kit when you ascend to heaven. After shaving this morning, I grabbed 3 random downtown Supermodels and kissed them. All three are now under my desk taking turns gently and lovingly servicing me. The five-blade Fusion—well worth the $109.99 price tag.

21 Comments:

Blogger mellanman said...

With an endorsement like that, I'll have to meet with a loan officer to see about procuring one

9:29 AM  
Blogger LisaBinDaCity said...

Hardly. All the supermodels I know wax anyway...

9:59 AM  
Anonymous angelina said...

it's the random use of bold to high light key words and phrases that keeps me coming back for more, more, more.

11:06 AM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

All the models I know are wax.

Got my Fusion in the mail free. Gonna go shave a wax model now.

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all the waxmodels i know are super

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Todd said...

Having worked for McCann on Gillette at one point (in Europe), I know that they can fiddle with the quality of the blades. At rollout, they are supermodel blowjob excellent. As time goes on and people have adopted their "system" they ratchet down the quality and let the money just flooooooow on in. More like a $5 crack ho.

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can see by his active fantasy life of supermodels and bowlmor girls, why copyranter's girlfriend must have got bored and took up with the UPS man.

12:57 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I applaud this anon comment. He took my pain from a past post, put a little thought together, and zinged the fuck out of me. Bravo. (See, I can take it. I just can't take it when it's done badly.)

1:19 PM  
Blogger David said...

As a man who can grow some serious facial hair, I must say that I will purchase anything Gillette has to offer. If it's new, I'll get it. Forty-seven blades? Sign me up. Battery powered? Done. Fifty dollars for 3 replacement blades? Fine.

You baby-faced "men" out there have no idea how good Gillette is - nor can you ever understand the power of a good razor. The Mach 3 Turbo was the greatest razor ever. My roommate uses Schick - what a piece of crap.

2:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did you assume 2nd anon is a man? I didn't mean to zing you in a painful way, but as I said on Tuesday, I don't have any cute songs or photos for you this week. It was the best I could do. Glad you liked it. It was my first ever post to a blog.

3:56 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Uh Oh. I am so in the doghouse. Yikes.

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had a hard time understanding your phone message. What did you say you were going to do to me later?

7:53 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Well "anon" it may have sounded like "smack your ass until it's beet red", but what I said was "massage you feet in bed."

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Copyranter is straight?

9:36 PM  
Blogger spinachdip said...

I had a similar experience except it was three downtown bloggers who were servicing me. Needless to say, not so satisfying. I'm taking my Fusion back to the store.

3:37 AM  
Blogger blip said...

by servicing you, you mean shaving your balls? Behold the power of three X 5!!! Fifteen blades giving you a DANGEROUSLY close shave!

4:40 PM  
Blogger L'Emmerdeur said...

Then again, you could be a real man, and use a Merkur Vision.

6:02 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

A real man would use this.

9:36 PM  
Blogger concha said...

just don't forget your lectric shave.

4:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

skip your morning jolt of joe and use the extra $3 to splurge for the Fusion "POWER." Hells yeah...it doubles as a shocker for your old lady in the sack too.

10:03 PM  
Anonymous ZOMG! said...

A real man wouldn't be having this conversation because he wouldn't shave. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna retire to my study to stroke my scraggly beard while sipping scotch.

11:29 PM  

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