Thursday, March 16, 2006

Five-story models compete for my love.



Out my window
to the left is my bendy, lippy, milky-skinned G-STAR girlfriend. Out my window to the right is my leggy, sandy, bronze-skinned CK girlfriend (click images for better look). Both stare right into my office all day long from their competing spots directly across from each other on Houston Street. I, in turn, eye-fuck them both back. For CK girl, I draw crude hearts pierced by penis arrows in the sand. For G-STAR girl, I trace the muscle line of her long taut thigh with my trusty Design® art marker. Um, excuse me...

17 Comments:

Anonymous Ben Popken said...

And with that, we have all the information we need to identify you.

9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I look out my window, I see a sign for a bar called the Grand Canal. You're lucky enough to see two grand canals.

9:21 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Ben, you ID me, and I'll beat the Popken out of you.

9:23 AM  
Anonymous word pimp said...

apt dis-clothesure

10:12 AM  
Anonymous shadow said...

could it be possible not to anger Duffy ranter, please? especially when he brings us nice morning Denim lust to go with our coffee...

10:42 AM  
Anonymous br said...

Actually, gawker ID'd you a while back. You really should super glue jessica coen's vagina.

11:32 AM  
Blogger blip said...

Did you make a mess with your...um, marker?

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You messed up, boooooyyyy!

We now KNOW who you are and we'll come after you!

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeez, even I ID'd you a while back, with my sleuthy Puck building research. (I bet the Puck statue is lusting ater those billboard women. And with a name like Puck, the bad pick-up lines are endless.)

1:44 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

duh anon. (the one above the one above. so confusing, couldn't you dudes use monikers?) Gawker named me by name. Good work, CSI, Blog Unit.

1:56 PM  
Blogger dancing at gunpoint said...

That's funny, I've been skulking around, lurking outside of your office building all day and haven't seen you come in or out. . .

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i thought copyranter id'd himself a while back. what's the biggie?

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say we 'out' the whiny puke and get him fired... Let's see how much he hates the ad business when he's on the dole. That oughta set the little shit straight.

10:10 PM  
Anonymous shadow said...

maybe he'll get serious about his drumming once unemployed...

11:29 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

My boss knows about the blog. So there is no "outting" to be done.
(Such a foul mouth. Is that you Donnie? Mark Doliver?)

8:27 AM  
Blogger yi shun writes said...

geez, haven't you people figured it out yet? there's no such thing as "on the dole" for copywriters. there will always be demand for copyranter's skills.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous greencan said...

I'm in Chicago and have to stare at a really bad sculpture of a painting by Picasso...at least your billboards change. My sculpture ain't goin' nowhere. Kill me now.

12:18 PM  

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