www.copyrantersucks.blogspot.com
More than a handful of you out there seem to think that I really really suck. First, to illustrate your feelings, I've found a pic of—not me—but a man with basically the same hair color as me waiting to suck on an anonymous penis at a glory hole. Second, I am asking—encouraging even—one of you, or possibly a consortium, to start the copyrantersucks blog. Your collective venom will be more pointed and much better organized. And who knows? Maybe you'll make some money from it. Thank you.
posted by copyranter @ 10:44 AM
12 Comments:
I think it's really funny when a bunch of people read the same blog every day because they think it sucks or they hate it or whatever. It's like how Rick Santorum monitors endless hours of gay pornography trying to find the best example of the depravity of the human condition.
That accounts for half of Howard Stern's listeners, too.
It's a pretty good compliment, cr.
thanks jordan my man, been meaning to compliment you on the new studly pic. though I do kinda miss the hollywood headshot.
Dancing: perfectly stated.
What is there to hate about this blog? Really. Making fun of bad advertiisng? That's hardly offensive. Copyranter, I think you have one of the best blogs around. I can read it in under a minute and it never fails to make me laugh. Keep up the good work and tell all the haters to go eat a hickory smoked applewood dick.
Copyranter,
Don't confuse things... The blog is decent, with the exception of your ten year-old mattress ads. It's YOU who suck. (The glory hole only provides a release.)
And we don't HATE you.
Fact is, YOU believe you suck more than any reader does and your blog's content serves as supporting evidence.
By reinforcing your belief system, I'm merely acting as your muse.
Keep up the shitty work, son. You're doing a bang-up job!
Anon
someone jumped it:
http://copyrantersucks.blogspot.com/
I don't think you suck. People are too sensitive.
Why's glory hole dude naked? He also has very effeminate hands. And looks a bit like Sonic the Hedgehog.
GloryHoleGuys?! umm...isn't that a tad more offensive?
plus, i'm sure copyranter would *never* fluff his hair in the back like that. so tacky.
There is one possibility you seem to be overlooking -- namely, that some of us read Copyranter's blog precisely because, as dancing at gunpoint so aptly put it, "it sucks."
Just as we are compelled by morbid curiosity to slow down and stare at a horrific car accident, so too are we irresistibly drawn to the witless ramblings of this train wreck of a human being.
In terms of someone baring their twisted, twitching psyches for all the world to see, it's on a par with watching the likes of Jerry Lewis or Liza Minnelli self-destruct on "Larry King Live."
Assuming the smug, assholier-than-thou attitude favored by any hipster wanna-bes with a blog, our esteemed host takes cheap shots at the easiest of targets. A scathing critique of another lame diamond ad or another insipid airline tagline? How daring!
But for all the hate-filled invective he spews, the only one he succeeds in humiliating is himself.
It's fitting how he professes to hate advertising -- because it's self-important, self-hating poseurs like him who exemplify everything that's wrong with this business.
For connoisseurs of the tragically deluded, it's a veritable four-course feast.
And yet. . .
Despite my harsh words, I don't hate Copyranter. I just feel sorry for him. He is clearly bitter and miserable. (Hey, I can relate: Advertising can do that to a person.)
Deep down -- or maybe not so deep down -- he's probably not a bad guy.
I know you don't want my pity, CR, but I do wish you well. I hope you find some happiness in this life.
I have nothing to add to the above, except that I am a bit happier than you think.
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