copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Time to egest (thank you Roget).
- "Trimming the stabilizers..."
- Phew! York
- The Balvenie Weenie.
- Taglines are DUMB, #2.
- she won't WHAT?!?
- www.copyrantersucks.blogspot.com
- Times Select Op-Ed Intimacy Series, Part II.
- SCARY Ellis
- Five-story models compete for my love.


8 Comments:
You know they print Playboy in braille, right?
The Hef would never leave anybody out.
at least you can still feel the boobs in braille.
Playboy radio is great. I can listen to other people fooling around without putting my ear to the wall. A victory for the creepy folk! Huzzah!
i think you need to say "these" and "this," no?
thanks for the tip.
Rush Limbaugh's success proves ANYTHING is worth a shot in radio.
Proof some people actually do read the articles?
Hey. Nothing wrong with some dirty talk...keeps the imagination alive. Plus, it's dangerous to look at porn while driving.
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